Friday, February 6, 2009

The Wine Rack


This comfortable sports-style bra contains a special boobie-enhancing polyurethane bladder that can be filled with your drink of choice. Simply slip it on, fill up with wine or whatever and wear it under your regular clothes. You can then indulge in a spot of stealth drinking via the Wine Rack’s adjustable drinking tube. With a rack like this, girls’ nights out will never be the same again.

As well as its revolutionary booze-concealing benefits, the Wine Rack increases your cup size by two full cups (cue sound of guys cheering/leering). But that’s hardly surprising because this ingenious dual-purpose shoulder-boulder holder can carry up to 25 ounces of liquid - that’s an entire bottle of wine and a whole lot of extra boobage - talk about vino and va va voom!

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